Escape to the Icecap…

The chance sighting of five members of the gang in a communal bath house in downtown Reykjavik has sent shock waves through governments worldwide. How do these men mange to stay one jump ahead of the law? What is their next destination? Can MI5.33(recurring) salvage their tarnished reputation before the Lelystad Six make another daring escape? No doubt answers to these and other questions will unfold over the coming tension-filled hours.
News Flash!!! Six suspicious characters-two bearing uncanny resemblances to Dipstick and Poo (but without TV aerials on their heads) – were observed walking purposely towards a parked – up Dak on the ramp at Reykjavik. The fact that they were humming quietly (no, they had already had a shower!) a verse of “There is a Greenland far away” etc…) is perhaps a clue to their intentions…we shall see.

Olaf Wotalafehson reports from the city Narsarsuaq (population 25 ½) on the southern tip of Greenland that Fifi-Kate had landed at 11.05 (local) for fuel, oil and victuals. He said that the sight of what he described as “aliens” from another planet (Lelystad isn’t that bad…is it?) filling their faces with salmon and reindeer sarnies was far from edifying or, for that matter edible! Apparently they were uncommunicative, talking only in grunts (nothing new there then!). They made constant reference to a goose, pointing to the west. Perhaps they meant Goose (e.) Bay. In any case they were off in no time flat and were last seen lost amongst the ice flows.

In a report filed by Reuters, the RCMP have surrounded a C-47 in Goose Bay, Labrador. Before they arrived, a number of men were seen to leave the aircraft, however they bore no resemblance to the Telly-Tubbies. Could it be that having traversed the North Atlantic, they have cast aside their disguise in order to blend in with the scenery. Goose Bay today…tomorrow who knows?